
the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
(Source: kisscolfer)
you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days
who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days
How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove

being a straight boy on this website seems like such a dangerous thing
feels like a damn jungle in here
Shhh we mustn’t let them know we are straight you FOOL
(Source: geomtery)